Cate Cate has a B.
Chi, like Closer, is part of the Italian publishing house Mondadori, owned by former Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi.
It isn't just Kate as there are tons of pages dedicated to mocking those in the public eye.
Closer to the truth was that Camilla was 'disgusted with William and Kate sucking up all the attention', a former Clarence House staffer said.